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My Life
I thought I should share some things I’ve collected
I’m so done with life right now tumblr is fcking great I’m crying and my mom thinks I’m mentally retarded because I sit on the couch for hours and just make remarks and laugh really loud at tumblr posts and I just can’t.
This is what Yahoo paid 1.1 billion dollars for.
let’s play a game called “are you staring at me because im hot or ugly”
(via gopandgirlythings)
Boy are they gonna be sorry when I become famous !
OMG how I feel all the time LOL LOL
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i want to cry
He tried so hard. And got so far. But in the end. It doesn’t even matter.
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Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.
MIND IS BLOWN
Holy shit
(via gopandgirlythings)
Apparently everybody could use a little penis in their lives.
why settle for a little penis when you can have a big penis
(via gopandgirlythings)
I say my “please and thank you’s”
right after I’ve said my “shit fucks” and “filthy cunts.”
I watch my manners
just as well as I pardon my French.
I’ll say “you’re adorable”
then add “as shit” just because I can.
I’ll say “fuck you”
in the sweetest way possible,
so sweet,
you’ll…
